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There were three guys speeding so a girl cop pulled over the three guys and said that she would let them go if they had there 3 dicks equal up to 21 inches. So the first guy shows his and it's 10 inches. The second guy shows his and it's 10 inches also. The other two guys go and talk to the last guy and say, "Come on man, we only need one more inch. You think you can do it?" The last guy says, "Yeah I think I can." He shows his and it's 1 inch excatly. The two guys that had the 10 inch dicks say to the guy with one inch, "You're lucky we have such big dicks," then the guy with the one inch dick says, "You guys are lucky that I had a boner from seeing your guys' dicks."

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A guy wakes up one day, and decides he wants to go fishing with his wife and the dog. He tells his wife, but she declines. The guy thinks about it for a while and then says, "Right, either you take it up the bum, you give me a blowjob, or we go fishing." She asks for a little while to decide. The guy then goes out of the room for several minutes, and when he returns, he asks her again. "Blowjob, up the bum or fishing?" She reluctantly says, "Blowjob." The guy unzips his trousers and the wife is just about to start, when she says: "Eugh, your cock smells of shit." The guy replies, "Well the dog didn't want to go fishing either."

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A redhead mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a beer can and says to herself, "I didnt know my daughter drank."

A brunette mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a pack of cigarettes and says to herself, "I didnt know my daughter smoked."

Lastly a blonde mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom and says to herself, "I didnt know my daughter had a penis."

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Q. How can u tell if a blonde is a virgin?

A. Her crayons are wet!

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Q. What does a blonde have in common with a resturaunt?

A. They are made to serve!

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