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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

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Once there was a bus with 37 people and everyone on there was ugly. The bus crashed and everyone died and went to Heaven. Saint Peter gave them all one wish before entering. The first guy said, "Make me beautiful." Everyone followed suit. When there was about 10 people left Saint Peter saw that the man in the back was laughing. He kept on granting the people's wishes to be beautiful. By the time Saint Peter got to the last guy he was rolling all over the ground laughing really hard. Saint Peter said, "What is your wish?" and he said, "Make them all ugly again."

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A U.S. Admiral was attending a Naval conference that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans worked it out several years ago so you wouldn't have to speak German."

Suddenly the group became very quiet.

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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Johhny?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was confused, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big breasts!"

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