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There was a blonde and she was standing in front of the mirror trying to put her earring in. She said to her husband, "I can't get this in!" After much struggling, she says, "Oh! This earring must go in my other ear!"

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A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were all running from the cops. They decided to split up. The brunette went to the west and jumped in with a pack of dogs. She started barking so the cops went after the red-head. The red-head went to east and jumped in with a pack of cats. She started meowing so the cops went after the blonde. The blonde went south and jumped into a vegetable garden. When the cops caught up with her, she began repeating, "Photosyntehsis, photosynthesis..."

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A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine. She put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out another dollar, put it in the pop machine, pressed the 7-Up button and out came a can of 7-Up.
She looked at it and really started smiling. She put in the change from her dollar and pressed the Coke button again, and out came another can of Coke. She had the biggest grin ever by this time. There was a man watching her when he finally went up to her and said, "What are you doing?" She looked at him and said, "Duh, I'm winning!"

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A blonde and a brunette were playing pool one day when the blonde started the game. She imediately hits the black ball in. The brunette screams out, "I WON! I WON!" Angry the blonde screams out, "NO YOU DIDN'T, I LOST!"

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A blonde and a red-head were in a bar watching the 10:00 news while a guy was getting ready to jump off a 10 story building. The red-head says to the blonde, "I bet 50 bucks he will jump!" and the blonde said, "Okay." The guy jumped and the red-head took the money. She turned to the blonde and asked, "Do you know how I knew he was going to jump?" The blonde said, "How?" and red-head replied, "I watched the 5:00 news," The blonde said, "So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

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