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123 jokes in the category Computer
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Technology
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly
there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his
forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at
him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with
a piece of toilet paper extending from his ass.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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Go figure - a lot of people
didn't get this computer-generated joke:
Q. What kind of line has sixteen balls?
A. A pool queue.
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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Solution
A mechanic, an electrician, a chemist, and a computer guy were
driving on the highway when their car broke down.
The mechanic said, "I think a rod broke."
The chemist said, "There's no combustion so it's not getting
enough gas."
The electrician said, "I think something's wrong with the
electrical system."
The computer guy said, "I think we should all get out and then
get back in."
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Follow Instructions
Tech Support: "Sir, right-click on theDesktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. What you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "You told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
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