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Cancun to the Race Track
Written by Brian on August 1 2004
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Wow its been a long two weeks. As all of you loyal CDT fans know we "headed down to cancun almost two weeks ago to have a week of relaxing boozing and chaos". Well I think its safe to say that we accomplished all three and did it in style. We landed in cancun mid-day on tuesday and headed to the hotel for an immidiate booze session. If your currious as to who went it was Brian, Raffman, and staff writer Deitrich. "The weeks was full of hardcore boozing, scuba diving, more boozing, snorkling, more boozing, clubs and did I mention more boozing? When we arrived we met up with our buddy D-Money who basically hooked up the entire trip. While we were there and while I was wasted I aqcuired the ability to speak fluent spanish which really helped out. Me and D-Money ended up checking out a strip club down there just to see how slutty these mexican girls really were. So I thought I would be sly and talk some spanish to her. What I meant to tell her in spanish was "I only want to see your pussy" what came out was Only your pussy I want. Again that was my spanish speaking skills at its best. So then we start hagling prices ""I still think im bargaining for a harmless lap dance and she thinks I want to burry it in her" I end up talking her down to $40 US dollars mean while my buddy has this other chick with her hand stuck up his shorts tryin to swindle some of his money. I ended up running out of time we had to meet our buddies out in the street because they wouldnt come in the place looked so shady. I tell the slut that $40 is too much she gets mad and leaves and I walk out the door. I tell my buddy in the street the sweet spanish I said to her and he was like dude she thought you wanted to fuck not just look. "NO shit its amazing how far $40 would have gone with some hooker in cancun but who knows what I might have made it back to the states with.
On another note July 30th I finally raced the "1984 Oldsmobile delta 88 that I bought for $150. After a ton of work we finally headed down friday to race it. It was the nicest looking peice of shit in the pits. I jump in it and attempt to pull out for time trials. Just before my turn the damn thing dies and wont start so they tow it back into the pits where we get it running again. I get inline to race it and it dies again. We spent half the night trying to get it running and finally got it kick over. I end up running two feature races the damn thing wouldnt keep up with the rest of the cars for anything so what do I do? "Get mad and start smashing people into the wall. I figure if I cant stay in front of them I might as well attempt to wreck there cars. After these two races I got into the figure 8 and was doing really well until some asshole hit me and the car died got it restarted then ended up popping two tires on someones bumper. As soon as I pull off the track from the figure 8 with two flat tires I ask the guy how long til the demolition dirby turned out it was within a minute of starting so I take the car out there with flat tires and end up getting "4th place with two flat tires. All in all a pretty fun night sorry it took so long for an update but we will be back on track now that were not so fuckin busy. | | PREV
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