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Hi. I am a twenty year old sophomore at James Madison University. My name is Patrick Smith. I have a dog. His name is Sam. However, my mom wants to give Sam away because he is old and blind and smelly. The vet recommends we take his eyes out. I live with three roommates: Steve, James, and Piyum. Steve is from Long Island but lives in Florida now. James is from Long Island but he thinks he's from Italy. Piyum is an illegal immigrant from Iran. I was born in Richmond, Virginia. Then I moved to High Point, NC. Then I moved to Rochester, New York. Then I moved back to Richmond. I was born with a 50% hearing loss. NO I AM NOT SHITTING YOU. However, I don't ever wear my hearing aids so you will never know I am half deaf unless I don't respond. I swallowed a penny when I was little. My dad wanted to cut a hole in my throat to help me breathe. My friend Jessica pushed me into the pond at a field trip in second grade. Now I am in college. LALALALA.
OLD ABOUT ME FROM LAST YEAR
Hello friends and neighbors. Buenos dias los amigos. This is my about page. Which means I shall write whatever the hell I want to write ABOUT. I am a nineteen year old freshman at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Virginia. Roaches infest my dorm. There is one medium sized one crawling over the stale bread that I brought back from the local dining hall. They are very quick. One time, I saw one in my cereal bowl in the morning. But I pretended I didn't see it and ate it with my Rice Krispies. Then I realized the Rice Krispies were actually roach eggs. Best damn breakfast ever. Why I started this site? I like making webpages. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (jajajajajajaajajajajajajajajjaa for all your spanish folk). Yes, I admit to it. I don't see what the big deal is about doing something productive on the computer. I am a nerd. whatEVER. I want to do something computer related for my career because I enjoy it and it totally rocks. But not computer programming. I've decided programming is wack. Sure, it's a good money maker for a career, but I can't see myself spending hours on end trying to design applications when I can just use ones that are available. Right on. I also made this website because of peer pressure. No, not really. I just got sick of all the free webproviders that suck ass. The Hall Ball site that I created kept being shut down due to its immense popularity. Immense. Thanks CollegeHumor. But fear no more, my sites will never go down again. That means you can tell your family, your friends, your teachers, and even that kid nobody likes. I don't care. This site is going to take over the world. Just wait. Oh yes. JUST WAIT. lalala.
About Me -
Name: Patrick Smith, Smitty, Smittay, Smat, Smat Dogg, Smit Dogg, Smitty Kitty, Smitten, Smitch, Smat the Cat, Super Smit, Smonk, Smuck, Pat, Patty, Poncho, Bitty, or The Big Dog.
Human or Robot: Robot
Age: Nineteen. 19.
Born: Yes
Favorite Animal: Robot.
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