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Slim Garbage: If a terrorist chops down a
person in
the woods and CNN isnt there to report it, is he still a terrorist?
Richar900: Obviously so since today we have multiple news outlets to do the job
that its competitors won't. Funny you should use CNN, since Saddam Hussein was
for years, a terrorist enabler - funding camps and rewarding suicide bombers as
well as murdering and torturing his own people himself and yet never reported it
because they had made a deal with the Hussein government to turn a blind eye to
atrocities in return for special access to stories and news items.
Slim Garbage: dude
Slim Garbage: i was just joking
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IcyshiznitXL1067: im gonna a tattoo....
Richar900: of?
IcyshiznitXL1067: ill show you. stand by
IcyshiznitXL1067: its not comin up its in the Rietveldusa.com site, it a mermaid
with angel wings, its off the hook
Richar900: gay
IcyshiznitXL1067: i know you are, Im so glad you chose me to come out to - Im
honored
Richar900: BBC World Service | Learning English
IcyshiznitXL1067: you like it so shut up
IcyshiznitXL1067: why am i here
IcyshiznitXL1067: on bbc america
IcyshiznitXL1067: why
Richar900: so you can learn english & not make embarrassing mistakes such as
thinking a single non prefixed adjective modifies the speaker such as you just
demonstrated several lines prior. stupid bitch.
Richar900:
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Respect for women
IcyshiznitXL1067:
haha
Richar900:
ya rite. that'd rule if
some hot chick came over. wutchu talkin bout willis
Richar900:
then she could make me
some food too dammit
IcyshiznitXL1067:
haha
IcyshiznitXL1067:
wow
IcyshiznitXL1067:
you have no grasp
on reality
Richar900:
pleez.
what? you dont think women cook?
IcyshiznitXL1067:
im sleepy - just
got off work
IcyshiznitXL1067:
goin to take a nap
Richar900:
mmk. dream of me. whore.
IcyshiznitXL1067:
I cook... ramen
noodles
Richar900:
that works.
IcyshiznitXL1067:
and Ice Cream
Richar900:
you cook it?
Richar900:
odd
Richar900:
ya. wuts up bitch
Richar900:
thats what i thought
Richar900:
go to bed
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Fun with racism
Cantar283:
ew who in their right mind would
steal a cell phone
Richar900:
black people
Cantar283:
a HA!
Richar900:
a ha?....wow...racist.
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I'm so productive...
Richar900:
tell
me what you're schedules like and I'd like
to get that Medved tape soon.
Auto response
from (BenShapiro) (12:45:23 PM):
I am away from my computer right now.
(BenShapiro)(1:50:05
PM):
Did G. Gordon Liddy this
morning; off to Nashville tomorrow, to meet with a speakers
bureau; next week: Fox News, CSPAN, CNBC, 700 Club, and
Prager
Auto response from
Richar900 (1:50:05 PM):
JI
I'm
playing in da wuater =)
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DietNillerCoke:
well I've put a lot of thought into it
DietNillerCoke:
and I've concluded that
DietNillerCoke:
this means, I'm horny baby let's get it on
DietNillerCoke: I would like to suck your dick, or WOAH YOU'RE NOT A GIRL...
DietNillerCoke: I don't think it'll fit... or... WTF where is it?
DietNillerCoke:
That was the worst sex ever
DietNillerCoke:
FUCK ME RIGHT NOW
DietNillerCoke:
I
didn't know anal hurt so bad
DietNillerCoke:
Hey how you doin, wanna come back to my place and shag?
DietNillerCoke: <>:o GET
ON ME BITCH
DietNillerCoke: :-[ I'm
sorry, I swear I've done this before
DietNillerCoke: :
Bondage. Nuff said.
DietNillerCoke:
Lick me OH BABY!
DietNillerCoke:
This
is the undercover prostitute. Beware.
Richar900:
hahahahaha. im laughing at every one
DietNillerCoke:
I swear I'm a virgin (but really only the ears and nose are)
DietNillerCoke:
I GOT LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DietNillerCoke:
lol they change from time to time, but they
always mean the same thing
DietNillerCoke:
SEX PLEASE!
Richar900:
lol
DietNillerCoke:
oh yea and this one..
DietNillerCoke:
DietNillerCoke:
fuck if i know
DietNillerCoke:
lol
DietNillerCoke: :-! RAPE
Richar900:
hahaha
DietNillerCoke:
and I'm spent
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Self absorbed homo:
lovely lorrelly:
r u gay? seriously?
Richar900:
seriously? mm-no.
lovely lorrelly:
okay
lovely lorrelly:
soz lol
Richar900:
why? is orange gay? or
waterfalls? er..?
Richar900:
i dont get it
lovely lorrelly:
just all the er...? n the no talkin
lovely lorrelly
:
never mind
Richar900:
all the what?
Richar900:
I'm busy working. lol. how
does not talking denote homosexuality?
Richar900:
kindov an odd association
there
lovely lorrelly:
forgods sake let it go
Richar900:
touchy, arnt we
lovely lorrelly:
wut u workin on>
Richar900:
www.richardland.com
lovely lorrelly:
no ur alryt wiv da link
Richar900:
im alryt wiv da link?
Richar900:
um.. thank you?
lovely lorrelly:
omg god do u now how frustrating ya r?
Richar900:
no
lovely lorrelly:
ur so sarcy!
Richar900:
sarcy does not compute...
not familiar with that term
lovely lorrelly:
im english
lovely lorrelly:
so u wont b!
lovely lorrelly:
sarcastic!
Richar900:
oh. i hadnt noticed
lovely lorrelly:
well ther eu go agen probabley to busy thinkin bout
your wounderful pics!
Richar900:
...why would I be thinking
about my wonderful pics?
lovely lorrelly:
cz u love ur self .....??????
Richar900:
aw. do you not love
yourself? thats too bad. you should. and contrary to popular belief - you can
still love yourself and not thinking about your own pictures constantly
lovely lorrelly:
i do love myself
lovely lorrelly:
but i consider other ppl to
Richar900:
well good. me too.
Richar900:
so what made you think I'd
be sitting around thinking about pictures of myself because I love myself, when
you say you love YOURself, but you dont think about pictures of yourself
Richar900:
explain THAT linear
logic...
lovely lorrelly:
to to annoying to get into it!
Richar900:
mm. ya. explaining things
that dont make sense can get like that i suppose
Richar900:
its cool. i love you
anyway
lovely lorrelly:
thats y i htought u was gay cz u always have summat
to say and long words ot say it with
lovely lorrelly:
u do???
Richar900:
sure. i love all of Gods
children.
......
lovely lorrelly:
but mostly nails
Richar900:
mostly nails?
lovely lorrelly:
rong convo!
Richar900:
ya, i buried her in the back yard. thats
like the 5th prostitute this month, but whatever. stupid bitch had it comin.
Richar900:
oh...sorry. wrong convo
lovely lorrelly:
lol
Richar900:
shut up. i hate you.
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Slim Gar:
hey, is a good time for
good news a bad time for bad news?
Richar900:
no
Slim Gar:
ok
Richar900:
cuz if its a good time for good news, you're probably down already --
so bad news will only make you stronger or go neutral at best. A bad time
for bad news would be in good times.
Slim Gar:
ok
Slim Gar:
then is a bad time for
good news a good time for bad news?
Richar900:
the only time that its a bad time for good news is if the good news is
really not good i.e. "I hate Josh cuz he's a stupid motherfucker" -- "Hey
Richard! Good News! Josh just won the lottery!"
Slim Gar:
Ok
Slim Gar:
then to that person,
its bad news anyway
Richar900:
you got it
Slim Gar:
remember robin hood
MIT?
Richar900:
yes
Slim Gar:
"maybe if u say bad
news, in a GOOD way, it wont sound SO BAD"
Richar900:
aah. yes
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jesusmullet123:
alas, ojobojo is back
Richar900:
alas? -you mean "for joy! it has returned!"
jesusmullet123:
aye
Richar900:
fix my link by the way dammit
Richar900:
"Richardland"
jesusmullet123:
WHAT DO I HAVE IT AS
jesusmullet123:
AHH, ALL CAPS
Richar900:
Richard Land
Richar900:
ya, that was scary...
jesusmullet123:
oh, boo hoo
Richar900:
don't ever do that again
jesusmullet123:
haha
Richar900:
and don't boo hoo me ever again or I'll eat your dog
Richar900:
I'm Korean you know
Richar900:
those are the dog eaters right?
Richar900:
or is it chinese?
Richar900:
who knows. slant eye all rook alike to me.
jesusmullet123:
i think both
Richar900:
SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOOL! my mom is both...
jesusmullet123:
COOL
jesusmullet123:
damnit, caps again
Richar900:
I'll bust a CAP in yo ass nigga
Richar900:
(note: since I'm the only one that will do it, I'd like to
congratulate myself on how clever that was)
Richar900:
and I'm just kidding. My mom is dead
jesusmullet123:
that sucks
Richar900:
er, wait...I'm thinking of Jesus again
Richar900:
nevermind
Richar900:
My mom's a living Aryan woman who makes me food...not a dead Jewish male
who died for my sins at all...pff.
what an embarrassing mistake.
jesusmullet123:
word to that.
Richar900:
no my friend: word...to our mothers...(and Jesus).
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