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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other and says,"You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get
undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking
the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into
bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow
job?'...and she's always sound asleep.
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