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THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the
hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play
begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to
avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as
necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is
completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied
permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival at the course.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course
being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage
players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own
protection.
10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been
properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being
played for the first time. Previous players have been known to
become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they
considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at
all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the
course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will
find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owners is responsible for manicuring and pruning
any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of
alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission
before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared
to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the
course owners request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting,
to play the same hole several times in one match.
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