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S..L..O..W......
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many
many years. First guy asks the second guy " how have things been
going ? " The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. tells
the first guy "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r.. i..e..d.
The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any
more."
The answer comes: " y..e..s I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r
a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k..
s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about the
ex-stutterer saying he "was almost married".
"W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e
s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r p..o...r..c..h a..n..d
t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s
b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n
w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t
f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g
i..n m..y f..a..c..e.."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that"?? asks the
first friend
" W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d..
a..t t..h..e d..o..g. h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s
b..a..l..l..s"
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