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Subject: Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
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Drug Dealers:
Refer to their clients as "users".
Software Developers:
Refer to their clients as "users".
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Drug Dealers:
"The first one's free!"
Software Developers:
"Download a free trial version..."
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Drug Dealers:
Have important Southeast Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
Software Developers:
Have important Southeast Asian connections (to help debug the code).
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Drug Dealers:
Jargon - Stick, E, Stash, Drive by, Hit (LSD), Source, The Pigs.
Software Developers:
Jargon - SCSI, C, Cache, CTRL ALT DEL, Hit (WWW), Source-code,
Microsoft.
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Drug Dealers:
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25-year-old market.
Software Developers:
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25-year-old market.
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Drug Dealers:
Your clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't
work they want to kill you.
Software Developers:
Your clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't
work they want to kill you.
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Drug Dealers:
Job is assisted by the industry producing newer, more potent products.
Software Developers:
Job is assisted by the industry producing newer, more potent products.
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Drug Dealers:
Often seen with pimps, hustlers and low lives.
Software Developers:
Often seen with marketing people, venture capitalists and fund
managers.
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Drug Dealers:
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away but expensive.
Software Developers:
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away but expensive.
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Drug Dealers:
A lot of people getting rich in this industry while still teenagers.
Software Developers:
A lot of people getting rich in this industry while still teenagers.
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Drug Dealers:
Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
Software Developers:
DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...enough said.
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Drug Dealers:
If successful, you get to sleep with sexy movie stars that depend on
you.
Software Developers:
Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
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