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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a
sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks
over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated
from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and
your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without
a second thought. However, a sales representative has a
highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant
winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we
can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins
pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms,
ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he
finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it swallows the pills,
and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but
this is a respectable company, and we will not have our
employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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